he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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