It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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