So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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