Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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