We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
