if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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