I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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