I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Alive.
So much puke
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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