hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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