One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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