can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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