you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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