Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I think I just sharted jello shots
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