onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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