Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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