Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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