Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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