We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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