Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
