sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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