Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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