white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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