There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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