Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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