I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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