16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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