chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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