Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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