But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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