i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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