Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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