What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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