i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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