I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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