What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
