I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i dont even know how to be here
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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