Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The beer is more important than you right now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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