what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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