Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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