Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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