He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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