How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just want nice things and good sex
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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