Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I love you.
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