if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
