Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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