Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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