she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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