her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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