I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
ok first of all what the fuck
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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