im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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