i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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