So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
