Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
how does that bad decision feel?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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